I think we’re all aware now that I’m obsessed with the Off-Campus series. I got a Briar U hockey long sleeve tee with Garrett Graham’s name on the back from Elle Kennedy’s merch shop so I thought while taking a photo of it it was a good opportunity to gather some quotes from the series. If you haven’t read the series or haven’t seen my many posts on the books – it is a college sports romance series specifically hockey. There are 4 best friends/teammates/housemates – Garrett, Logan, Dean, and Tuck. Each of the 4 main books follows one of the guys and their love story. The last book is made up of novellas for each couple taking place 4 years later.
Each book has moments that give me all the feels and moments that have me laughing so I thought it would be fun to not only collect a few of the more touching quotes but also the funny ones. I had to choose ones that were appropriate though because a lot of the funny ones aren’t ones I can share on a family friendly site! lol
“Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.” This is when Garrett is thinking about how he’s falling for Hannah.
“Can you tell your roomie and bff that she looks like a reject from a sailing show?”
This is when Garrett is at Hannah’s dorm to pick her up for a party so they can be seen together and she’s working a loose blue and white striped sweater. He tells her she needs to change into something more flattering and gets Allie (Hannah’s best friend and roommate to back him up).
“You’re the last person I think about before I go to sleep, and the first person I think about when I open my eyes in the morning. You’re in for me, baby.”
Logan trying to win Grace back.
“My girl wanted me to send her a boudoir shot of me on a red velvet chaise lounge, but you have no idea how hard it is to find a goddamn red velvet chaise lounge.” “You say this as if it’s an explanation. It is not.”
When Logan is trying to get Grace back she gives him a list of things to do before she will consider going back out with him. One of them is to pose in a boudoir style shot on a red velvet chaise lounge. He finds one in the drama building and runs over, takes his clothes off, and tosses his phone to Garrett to quickly take a photo. Their friend Justin is confused and embarrassed by them.
“I will do anything that woman asks. I’d sell my soul to the devil himself if Allie told me to do it.” Dean, former player with the nickname “Dean the sex machine” is so in love with Allie, he’d do anything for her.
“Are you kidding me right now? You’ll watch a horror movie with my sister but not me? We have to watch the cancer movie?”
Allie refuses to watch a scary movie with Dean the first night they hung out and made him watch a movie where the main character is dying of cancer.
“You’re the only one for me. My sun rises and sets on your smile. My heart beats because yours does.” Tuck falling head over heels in love with Sabrina, but keeping it to himself because she’s not ready to hear it.
“‘Mom’s going to love you,’ I assure her. ‘You’ll see.’ Mom hates her.”
Tuck introducing Sabrina and his mom for the first time.
“It’s times like this I remember why I fell so hopelessly hard for this girl.”
Garrett talking about Hannah.
“As you know, I don’t have any sons. And after coaching all you boys for so many years, I’ve come to realize I’m glad I don’t.”
Coach Jensen talking to the guys at Tuck and Sabrina’s wedding.
There are so many much funnier quotes, but again, they were too inappropriate to share haha.
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